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8:12 pm March 9, 2010
| sheila
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So Jack did you recently go through a divorce?
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1:41 pm March 9, 2010
| jackBloom
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sources unknown:
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
Marriage changes Everything!……..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!
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10:59 am March 7, 2010
| sheila
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I practice divorce law. Each case brings the opportunity to study human nature at its lowest point! It is amazing how people who were at the out set so in love become each others worst enemy. I recently handled a divorce where the only real asset was a $1.9 million dollar home. It took close to nine months but we finally had a mutual agreement on the disposition of the home. Sitting outside the courtroom waiting to get in front of the Judge to approve the property settlement agreement an argument broke out between the parties regarding who would get the pots and pans! These were not gold trimmed nor were they of any real value. The problem was resolved when the husband said "just leave me a pot to cook soup in and a pan to fry eggs in". I guess neither one of the parties wanted to use any of the $1.9 million that they were splitting on new cookware.
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11:34 am March 4, 2010
| youngatheart
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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6:22 pm March 3, 2010
| goldengirl
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Let's make this board smile a bit…all in good fun, of course! What are some of your favorite funny marriage quotes??
Here are some to make you chuckle:
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." – Rita Rudner
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