March 2012 Horoscopes, by Madam Lichtenstein

Wed, Feb 29, 2012

Healthcare, Home, Leisure, Lifestyle, Money

There’s “a whole lotta shaking going on” through March and it is not just that you think one thing and then say another. The planet Mercury which rules communication, retrogrades back into Pisces. Idle chit chat has unintended consequences. My advice: Speak softly and stow that big stick for future use.

Famous Aries: Gloria Steinem, Aretha Franklin, Leonard Nimoy, Sandra Day O’Connor, Timothy Dalton, Alan Arkin.


Things bubble up behind the scenes in any group effort and Aries may not know where the backstabbers will make their mark. So when in doubt, let events quietly unfurl and take their course. Step out of the way wherever possible. Even better, try to take some time off and avoid the whole drama-fest. You can return stronger, relatively unscathed and ready to make your big  move.

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 – MAY 21)

You may want to run with the herd, Taurean Bull, but you may have more fun on your own. Fun and friends may not be a great combination now. You may not understand them and they certainly will not understand you. That is because you may not know your limits and go to the extreme in anything frivolous, fancy and feckless. And why is this is such a bad thing?

GEMINI   (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)

Geminis feel the need to relax close to home. Maybe you want to cocoon or maybe you prefer to toss a few intimate dinner parties. Whatever gives you pleasure is the exact right thing to do. But while you while away the time in bed, don’t defer any important events or get togethers. Or else you may wind up spending more time at home than you would prefer…

CANCER   (JUNE 22 – JULY 23)

You think that you are very witty but be careful of any mirthful comments now. Not only could you be misunderstood but others stand to gain an advantage over you because of it. Don’t feed the fire with any more fodder, Cancer. Instead, be coy and mysterious. The quieter you are, the more impactful (and controllable) your words will be once they are unleashed….

LEO   (JULY 24 – AUGUST 23)

Money flows like water this March and, just like water, it can evaporate quickly. That is why you should be cheap errr… extra thrifty … now, especially in matters of the heart. Love interests may demand expensive trinkets or coddling to keep their flame hot but try to balance your lust with your loot. Leos will live to love another day if they invest rather than squander.


Do you feel the pinch of relationships? Is it hard to commit to just one lovely person? These questions will roll in your head  and you will be tempted to make a big move because of it. But don’t. There are too many things that seem to be important that are not and you can blow these things out of proportion. Wait and enjoy the relative calm.


There is so much going on in the background that you will find it difficult to keep secrets secret. So what? Sometimes releasing long held secrets can be liberating, Libra. And that might be especially true in your day to day dealings. But if you have any criticisms to spill, do it diplomatically and carefully. You don’t want your blue tongue to turn your face red.


Scorpios may have creative blockage now. As much as you would want to express yourself and demonstrate your capabilities to the world, you may be held back by lack of confidence or ideas. No matter. These things take time and practice. Friends may even help you out in this area. But they are such stage hogs you may want to wait and do it on your own.


Don’t take on too many projects or obligations now. You will become bogged down and may need to cut corners to get things out by deadline. And partners may not be so understanding of all of your late nights “working on projects” (ahem). Can you escape on vacation? If not try to get into mellow pastimes like yoga or meditation until the craziness blows over…. like this summer….


Capricorns are anxious to get away and expand their horizons. You have so many great ideas it is difficult to limit your vision. So travel may be more trouble than it’s worth at this time because you overbook and try to do too much in too short a time. Rather than over-extend, try to pare back and do things slowly, sparingly and austerely. Yeah right.


Aquarians are hot to trot and set their personal life-stage on fire. You suddenly find that your sex life gets a life of its own. There are many admirers banging at your door. Are you able to balance all of your many amours? Hmmm maybe not. So let’s be practical and try to manage your choices carefully. Quality, not quantity is the ultimate goal. Or is it?


First impressions are lasting impressions, Pisces. That is why you need to carefully consider each and every invitation to see if it is really to your benefit. You possess great reserves of energy and need to figure out how to best channel every spark so it lights the right fire. When in doubt, spend your time in quiet tete a tetes with those you know well. Very well.

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